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Episode 43: Question-mark Interrobang?‽
Alice is away this week, so three grown men get to sit around and puzzle over a particularly baffling week of news items and become steadily less certain that we were ...
Episode 42: Subpoena the Teenage Snitch
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Episode 41: The Hubris Era
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Episode 40: The Coriander Of Space Marines
It’s a free-to-all episode this week, so Alice, Nate and myself turned ourselves to the major issues of the day: Xboxes are really expensive, how a Skyrim username err...
Episode 39: Suck Off Frankenstein
This week it’s a free episode available to all, in which our four hosts gather to judge the news of the week - chiefly, Bethesda’s smoke-bomb declaration of Fallout 5 ...
Episode 38: Call the Waspman
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Episode 37: Mr Beast's Beef Lumps
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Episode 36: The Devil Is Always Sexy
This week's episode is late, for which we apologise and blame Geoff Keighley because let's face it, he's the one pulling all the strings these days. Jonty was still sa...
Episode 35: The Hot Ones
This week Alice and I gathered in hot rooms to have hot takes on the main news stories of the week, chiefly the end of Destiny (and perhaps the employment of many of i...
Re-Run: Let's Fix This With Product Placement
I regret to say that we were unable to record a regular news episode this week. Everybody was away or ill or both, with the exception of Brendy who is a new parent and...
Episode 34: Five or Six ETs Could Tear Joe Rogan Apart
It’s an emergency episode this week: both Alice and Brendy were away, so I had to dial in from Vegas to assist Nate in judgement of the main news events. This lead to ...
Episode 33: Wee Butt Mode
In a rare treat this week’s episode is not talking about layoffs, but I contrived to introduce them as additional context for Pete Hines being savagely critical of wh...
Episode 32: Mr Beast Big Naturals
This week we have fun (for a given value of fun) discussing Epic's mass layoffs, Sony's dynamic price testing, and the difficulty in reviewing Crimson Desert, maybe. O...
Episode 31: Stoatal Playtime; Our DLSS 5 Is ON
This week we bring you an accidentally AI-themed extravaganza, as Krafton lost their Unknown Worlds/Subnautica 2 lawsuit for the funniest reason possible: they asked C...
Episode 30: The Phil Spencer Xbox Explosion
It’s a quiet one this week, as Alice is away doing mysterious things and Nate is away on a secret mission which you’ll have to hear about in two weeks’ time. It thus f...
Episode 29: Extremely Online Beef People
This week it's a conspiracy theory special, as Alice develops increasingly outlandish theories about the forces and decisions that shape the games industry, the pharma...
Episode 28: Bugpunk
It was claimed that Sydney Sweeney was excited about the Split Fiction movie, and that’s an excuse for Alice to be absolutely livid about the Split Fiction game, so pl...
FREE TO ALL: Text Adventure: Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
This episode was previously exclusive to our Patreon backers, but we're making it available to everybody to show what you're missing behind the paywall. You can get ac...
Episode 27: The Legendary Milk Egg
It's a heady intersection of belief systems this week, as we combine Alice's insomniac enthusiasm for weird Instagram crystal sales with Nate's rigorous interrogation ...
Episode 26: New Year's Resolutions
It's 2026, and Alice's dog is still being a dick so she had to leave Jonty, Nate and Brendan to share their gaming New Year's Resolutions, only for the wheels to come ...